I have just watched the slashiest episode of television I have ever seen. It may be the slashiest episode ever made.
We have been watching a reshowing of a 2007 series called Moonight
. It is a vampire show (oh stop groaning, no one sparkles) about (surprise, surprise) a vampire detective. Mick was turned in the 50's. I know, no way did he have hair that long in that era, even if he was a musician. The show is...kinda bad. The acting is all over the place and in the earliest episodes the writing is just awful.
Mick watches over Beth, and has this big booming epic love thing. He saved her as a child and kept watch over her (from afar) as she grew up. I know, the ick, it burns. The show is all about the, 'oh noes, we cannot consummate' because see, Mick has a tendency to bite when he...er..cough...finishes. (this is canon - see, guy vampires discuss these things with each other)
Mick's best friend is the very old (but ever eternally young) Josef. (I am almost sure he spells it that way-but don't quote me) Josef likes pretty women, preferably those that share his blood type and the show parades them around, scantily dressed, all the time.
Which makes this episode (Fated to Pretend) even more slashy. ( *attempts to cut for spoilers* )
Seriously, this was the slashiest thing I have ever seen on TV and I really wanna go watch it again.
:Edited to add the link to the video clip that no detective
found for me. Both she and the clip are awesome.Josef turns Mick (in technicolor)